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BRAD KIRBY FACTS

Brad Kirby has set foot all of the thousand islands. It's not big deal to him.
Solomon was the wisest man that ever lived. Until Brad Kirby, that is.
Brad Kirby is the reason Google added the "I'm Feeling Lucky" search option.
Brad Kirby once visited the Virgin Islands. Now they're just the Islands.
Brad Kirby started Limp Bizkit, then let Fred Durst take all the credit because he felt sorry for him.
Tenacious D's "Greatest Song in the World" was Brad Kirby hocking a loogie.
Only Muslims riot over Muhammad drawings, but the whole world riots over Brad Kirby drawings.
Brad Kirby is not a ninja or a pirate. He is something much greater.
Brad Kirby is what's eating Gilbert Grape.
Guns don't kill people, Brad Kirby does.
Brad Kirby messes with Texas on a regular basis.
Brad Kirby once rabbit punched Bea Arthur.
Brad Kirby walked 1,759 times around the Earth on a bet over a shot of Jack Daniel's.
It was offered to change the name of Jack Daniel's to "Brad Kirby's," but Brad declined, citing personal reasons.
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked Brad Kirby. Brad Kirby just laughed at him. Yeah, I said it.
Brad Kirby pities Mr. T.
Brad Kirby once won 197 consecutive games of Tic-Tac-Toe against Stephen Hawking.
Brad Kirby designed the new government food pyramid.
Osama bin Laden doesn't hide in caves from America. He hides from Brad Kirby.
Jackson Pollack art pieces are actually Brad Kirby marble paintings.
Brad Kirby gets a Christmas card from Jack Daniel himself every year. Even though Jack Daniel is dead.
Brad Kirby invented the iPod click wheel.
When explaining the use of restrictor plates, NASCAR simply stated -- and I quote -- "Brad Kirby."