hamstercult.com--why do you want to leave? don't you love me?

"Save me!"
-Princess Zelda
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Okay, fine, so maybe you can't spend all your time here. But, should you decide to venture elsewhere on the Internet, try some of these fine sites!

Fine places to amuse yourself when you are done here:

Cockeyed.com- The greatest inspiration of this site. All hail the Cock(erham).
SacredCowBurgers.com- Right-wing Photoshop fun.
MySpace- Everybody does MySpace. Your mom does MySpace. You should do MySpace too.
The T.W.I.N.K.I.E.S. Project- With science projects like these, you'd think Rice University could figure out how to put together a good football team, too.
Chico State- I got the education here.
College of the Siskiyous- I got the education here before Chico.
The Orion- Greatest college newspaper on the planet.
SparkNotes- Don't take a literature course without it!
In4mador- More ways to amuse yourself than having a piece of chicken wire.
Don Punaton Productions- The greatest film company you never heard of, until you had read that (despite the copy error in the slogan).
Black Bear Diner- The best restaurant you never heard of, until you had read that (no copy error in the slogan).
Random Chuck Norris Fact Generator- If you don't find this funny, Chuck Norris will kill you with a roundhouse kick to the face.