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You have to have rules, right?

There are many more certainties in life than death and taxes. Here are some of them. If you have any suggestions, fire off an email!

Ninjas rule. No ifs, ands, or nunchucks.
Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again.
Please do not ask how to send the hamsters food. They can forage on their own.
This Web site will occasionally slip out of AP style, because AP style occasionally drives me nuts.
I was born in Oregon, and live in California. My writing has gone south as well.
There is no situation that cannot be made better by quoting Monty Python.
Mocking of Canada should be an Olympic sport.
Bribery works.
I love God, he loves me back. We like it that way.
Karaoke should be attempted any time before the double dog dare--and a few double wells.