hamstercult--more roommate hijinks

"Chuck Norris will become president in the year 2008 after he beats every member of the electoral college in a 537 to 1 caged death match." -Random Chuck Norris Fact Generator

My roommate Adam is a lot more organized than me. Always has been, always will be. When we were first roommates in junior college, my mom admired his organization abilities enough to offer him $100 if he could get me to be more organized.

As this photograph of my room three years after the fact demonstrates, he didn't collect.

But the point remains, Adam is a guy who likes organization. One thing he does to help in his organization is to write down his upcoming tasks on a small whiteboard.

Now, we (being me and many of our mutual friends) really admire this about Adam. So, we wouldn't do anything like tamper with his board, right?

Yeah, right. Here's an continuously updated list of some of the random additions we've added to Adam's white board when he wasn't home over time.

Of course, this is all in jest. We love Adam.

Put head in vice and hit face with hammer.
Pay NAMBLA dues.
Drink gallon of gasoline and swallow match.
Purchase pnumatic sex toy.
Kill myself.
Put face in toilet and flush.
Bury head in bull's ass and play "motorboat."
Eat raw pork with spork.